Not Finance

[ironically minimal—under construction]

Other post-grad jobs exist (that aren't consulting, either). Places to look:

Teaching

Welding

Short term: 1-2 years

Princeton in Africa

Princeton in Africa

Princeton in Asia

Princeton in Asia

Princeton in Latin America

Princeton in Latin America

Princeton AlumniCorps

Princeton AlumniCorps

Trophy spouse (if you choose well, only 1-2 years)